sass-master-jack-frost:

creepylandshark:

zamii070:

I know what I`m doing for my art project next week

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

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nathanjokers:

Spring in the #Carlinville Square. #illinois #americana (at Carlinville Town Square)

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

(Source: mundosemleis)

shuckydarn-fiddlefaddle:

terezi-pie-rope:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sktagg23:

Please be kidding.
(This is why we can’t have nice things.)

whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info
thank you

"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"I sigh for humanity

And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…
shuckydarn-fiddlefaddle:

terezi-pie-rope:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sktagg23:

Please be kidding.
(This is why we can’t have nice things.)

whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info
thank you

"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"I sigh for humanity

And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…
shuckydarn-fiddlefaddle:

terezi-pie-rope:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sktagg23:

Please be kidding.
(This is why we can’t have nice things.)

whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info
thank you

"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"I sigh for humanity

And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…
shuckydarn-fiddlefaddle:

terezi-pie-rope:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sktagg23:

Please be kidding.
(This is why we can’t have nice things.)

whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info
thank you

"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"I sigh for humanity

And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…
shuckydarn-fiddlefaddle:

terezi-pie-rope:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sktagg23:

Please be kidding.
(This is why we can’t have nice things.)

whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info
thank you

"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"I sigh for humanity

And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…
shuckydarn-fiddlefaddle:

terezi-pie-rope:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sktagg23:

Please be kidding.
(This is why we can’t have nice things.)

whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info
thank you

"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"I sigh for humanity

And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…

shuckydarn-fiddlefaddle:

terezi-pie-rope:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sktagg23:

Please be kidding.

(This is why we can’t have nice things.)

whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info

thank you

"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"
I sigh for humanity

And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…

surrenderit:

"Above all else, guard your heart…" (Proverbs 4:23 NIV)

Usually, this verse pops up when given relationship advice or when someone trying to make a comeback from a tough heartbreak. The thing is, we have a common misconception of what the term “guard” really means.

It is a very popular choice to…

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(Source: okaywork)

lesserjoke:

I see you driving ‘round town with the girl I love and I’m like that’s cool, I guess she made her choice, and I gotta respect that. There’s probably a lot more going on in her life than I was aware of, which is actually a pretty good indication that our relationship was not in a healthy place to begin with. I wish you both the best of luck in making things work, and I hope we can all stay friends over this.

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

punkgoesbridget:

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued

(Source: methoticalmemento)

buckles-182:

I CANT DRAW A FUCKING LINE

(Source: unamusedsloth)

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

(Source: noarmycanstopanidea.com)